Parton dolled up for a minute-and-a-half video recording of her songlike anthem dedicated to people's feelings of boredom-turned-irritation bubbling up during quarantine.
She described how citizens young and old are cracking under the pressure of the statewide stay-at-home orders.
Dolly narrated, "This too shall pass as all things will. If the virus don't kill us, the staying home will. The kids are bored and restless. They scream and yell and squawk. And the teens and tweens, they're just plain mean. They bite your bleeping head off.
"And all those loving couples that were once so sweet and cozy? Now they fight like cats and dogs like Donald [Trump] and [Nancy] Pelosi. Lord, get us back to school and get us back to work and get us out of this God dang house before someone gets hurt! And Lord, please find a vaccination in the form of a shot or a pill. Because if the virus don't kill us, the staying home will!"
By Tracy Lawrence from the album Time Marches On